Just because you make fun of the idiots doesn't make you better than them...

If you're going to do it, do so in a slightly intelligent manner. Maybe with a touch of real humor? You have to somehow prove that you are smarter than the idiot. You must be SMARTER than the average illiterate angsty emo child who has nothing better to do than write about vampires on the shredded scraps of his blackened heart.

Doing crap like the following is not only not funny, but a waste of time. I get what you're trying to do, but how about you do it better, hmmm? Parodies only work if they're done in a clever way that actually reads like a story.


THIS, is pure crap. I completely get that that was the point, but you could have put a little effort into maybe making this... I dunno, actually entertaining and not wasting people's time?







"Once upon a time there lived a beautiful bunny named Gogo. Gogo had no friends, so he decided to go out into the farmer's garden and find some friends.

He came across a fox, but the fox was more interested in Gogo than in anything else. Gogo felt uncomfortable so he left the fox quickly.

Then he met a tortoise, but the tortoise was creepy as well; he was head-over-heels for poor Gogo.

Gogo was very lonely, until he met another fellow bunny. This bunny was named Master. And he sparkled like no one else. They fell in love and got married.

Then they gave birth to a beautiful lochness monster, and they named it "Gogo-Master".

The End."